scaryorganmusic:

twitter limiting the amount of tweets you get to read per day is ridiculous but if tiktok limited the amount of videos people got to see per day it would be the biggest win for mental health since ssris

nightwashh:

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he has a name :(

were–ralph:

Where did you come from

Tumblr is my home….I never left

I left tumblr during the porn ban and now im back for no reason

Reddit Refugee

Twitter Refugee

Facebook Refugee

Some Other Site [Comment]

RB for the largest sample size this site has ever seen

atlasisreal:

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niche meme about two of my favorite creators’ recent two-hour forays into the strange and anonymous world of audio design

defunctland- the history of the Disney channel theme song (with a twist at the end!)

h.bomberguy- the history and controversy of the iconic Roblox “oof” sound effect

I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST …

shovel2:

I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED.

toothytile2:

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18th century tumblr user

fiightingdreamers:

sluttynurse:

they should have steroid friendly sports events

op do i ever have news for you


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gretaghostgirl said:

If Janet and Helena S. would get together. Cassie Tim Janet and Helena would be the most insufferable and weirdest archeology superheroes nerds family of all time. Like their dinner table topics would be truly insane and unbearable.

coffinbirds:

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roseandgold137:

they invite the rest of Tim’s weird bat family people over for dinner once (yes janet knows that’s Bruce she maintains her statement) and Helena hits them with the “So what are your opinions on the iron trade and its ramifications on modern-day Western Europe?” and then she, Janet, Cassie and Tim have an extremely passionate argument about it for the rest of dinner. Bruce doesn’t accept dinner invites from them anymore.

Bruce is the only one that stops accepting dinner invites because he’s weak and nobody likes him. Everyone else adores the dinners because a) good food b) good company and c) Bruce isn’t there

Janet: Bruce declined our invite again

Dick, eating the best lasagna of his life: yeah I really can’t imagine why. Don’t ask him if he’s sure though he made his choice

Babs: so, Mrs. Helena, Mrs. Janet, what are your opinions on the sexist idea that men were hunters and women were gatherers despite recent and older evidence proving otherwise?

Cass, whispering to Tim and Cassie: is she…flirting with your moms?

Tim, mortified: I don’t know

Dick: no, she isn’t.

Dick: I hope.

Cassie: Cass, I love you, but I really don’t want to be your sister

Cass: me neither

Helena after the dinner, was utterly charmed but not romantically: we need to invite Barbara over more, don’t we dear?

Janet, felt the same: oh absolutely.

Tim, frantically calling Barbara: please stop coming to my house

Barbara, wasn’t flirting but knows how Everyone that wasn’t over thirty saw it: I don’t think I will.

this just leads to tim, Cassie, and Cass pulling the world’s most elaborate anti-Parent Trap ever

Cassie: we can’t both be Cassandra Sandsmark-Drake-Gordon what if one of us gets arrested because of something the other one did

Tim: that’s your first thought?

Cass: you will be arrested. I don’t get caught.

Cassie: Cissie this is an emergency we need your help :(

Cissie: what is it?

Tim: B- Oracle is flirting with our moms!

Cissie:

Cissie: and that’s a problem…why?

Cass: I don’t like it.

Cassie: I’ll get arrested for something Cass did, cause then we’d have the same name!

Cissie: I’m hanging up now, good luck.

Cassie: wait, Cissie, don’t- and she’s gone.

Tim:

Tim: hey, Dick-

Dick: me? Stop babs? You’re very funny

Tim: pleaseeeeee dick

Dick: listen I wish I could but alas

Dick: I don’t want babs to kick me out of my computer do you know how many hours I have on my Minecraft survival world I’m not losing that okay

Tim: …

Tim: mr. Gordon -

Commissioner Gordon: do we know each other?

Tim: I definitely know you, yes. See, your daughter, Barbara, is psychologically torturing me, my sister Cassie, and my sister Cass, and I would like you to make her stop.

Cassie: please.

Tim: please.

Gordon: I…Barbara is doing what?

Cass: useless. What about B?

Tim: worse idea, he’ll mess it up.

Cassie: I really don’t want to live like this.

Tim: I mean…there’s someone else we could try.

Dinah, picking up her phone at two am, groggy: hello?

Tim, behind her: hi—stop, ow, ow, it’s just me and wonder girl and batgirl, ow, stop it—listen, we need you to talk to Babs-

Cassie: what if. We got rid of babs

Tim: we can’t murder babs Cassie wtf

Cass: yeah cassie wtf

Cassie: I meant send her elsewhere. We have dinah’s number send them to a restaurant idk

Tim: like set them up???

Cassie: duh. See, this is why I plot with cissie and Anita. They don’t ask dumb questions

Babs: you do know the kids are setting us up, right?

Dinah: oh absolutely, they begged me to help. Your creepy little one even threatened me. It was endearing, sort of.

Babs: I could get them to back off.

Dinah: I never said I didn’t want to be here, Babs. Also they’re watching us over the cameras.

Babs: I’m aware. Hi kids.

Cass, turning to Tim and Cassie: I think we won.

babs is the real winner, she wasn’t even flirting with their moms and yet she still managed to leave the situation with a girlfriend 😭 wishing that was me and I had neighbours to flirt with so their kids and my sort of daughter could set me up with my hot teammate tbh

In conclusion, always rely on teenagers neutralizing each other’s braincells, it’ll never fail

kaldurcalm:

randomgeeknamedbrent:

retirement-home-rumble:

Retirement Home Rumble: Round 1

Side B

Razz from She Ra and the Princesses of Power. She is holding her broom and is surrounded by butterfliesALT
Genkai from Yu Yu Hakusho. She is standing on a small platform with her arms behind her backALT

Madame Razz (1,000+) vs Genkai (70+)

Razz (She-Ra and the Princesses of power)

Genkai (Yu Yu Hakusho)

Why they would crush the other geezers under the cut:

WARNING: There may be spoilers

Keep reading

Vote Gankai: quintessential old lady of the internet

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Razz is nicer but Genkai is more helpful and influential and she would, in fact, crush Razz in an actual fight.

incorrectinfinity:

Ok just for curiosity reasons

Did you transfer to tumblr through a mass migration?

Nope I am here because I want to be and also I am stuck here forever please help

Yeah I moved here from Twitter and now people are mean to me 😔👍

Yeah I moved here from Reddit and people are nicer to me 😃👍

I came here from Tiktok because it was trendy at one point uhhhhhhhhh

I genuinely hate to say this but please reblog if you hit the like button for a larger sample size thank you <3

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